Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Joke of the day brought to you by my brother.
Pass this on Tumblr
This is actually pretty important
very important information
Because of the importance every girl should know.
instead of teaching girls to be docile, teach them to be independent.
instead of teaching girls to be gentle, teach them to be tough.
instead of teaching girls to be want society wants, teach them to be themselves.
instead of teaching girls to be competitive with each other, teach them to rely…
"I’m immortal. That’s just great, thank you. Thanks a lot!"
Simon Lewis rising as a vampire
Meanwhile in Canada
i find it hilarious how this has gotten 10,000 notes here on tumblr because to me (and most people from montreal) this is an every day occurrence and I often wake up to this outside my window and it amazes me in no way whatsoever
ITS LIKE A LITTLE SNAKE SPITTING OUT THE SNOW AND WHEN THE TRUCK LEAVES ITS LIKE OH NO BUT THEN THE OTHER ONE COMES AND ITS LIKE YEAAH
I think New York needs to like buy some of these things… I’ve never seen snow stacked so high T___T
FURTHER PROOF THAT CANADA IS MORE EVOLVED THAN AMERICA. PRAISE CANADA.
missouri-mama asked: mama, you are SO beautiful. You are very slender, and have such a cute body. Your face and hair are so pretty too. The way your eyes are shaped, im reminded of a fox when I look at you. I think you are fucking drop dead gorgeous.
You are so sweet. Your hubby commented about it too. I’m just feeling ugly and down right now. I get in these moods of self-loathing. But thanks for the kind words. <3